January 2022 in Summary: Slow Start

Donkey Kong 64 - Gloomy Galleon

We are now in properly in 2022. What will this year bring us? Only time will tell.

Films watched in January 2022:

In theaters:

  • <None>

At home:

  • Romancing the Stone (Robert Zemeckis, 1984)
  • The Bad News Bears (Michael Ritchie, 1976)
  • A Few Good Men (Rob Reiner, 1992)
  • Frances Ha (Noah Baumbach, 2012)
  • Whiplash (Damien Chazelle, 2014)

Romancing the Stone is one of those instances where I heard of a parody of the title before knowing of the source material (through King’s Quest II: Romancing the Throne), and it would be a long, long time before I ended up seeing the inspiration. A little late to the party here, but I enjoyed it. It’s a great adventure film much like Indiana Jones with the twist that the protagonist is not an adventurer. It’s also the film that put Robert Zemeckis on the map, although unlike most cases, he was always good; this just happened to be the one that successfully told the audience (and marketers, probably) to get their act together and support this clearly talented director.

The Bad News Bears is a beloved sports comedy. In a lot of ways, it foreshadowed the countless generic kids sports films in the 1990s, but this had a much nastier edge to it than those films – and that is, for the most part, to its benefit. As far as sports comedies go, it didn’t get me the same way Slap Shot did, but it’s worth a look if you like those kinds of films.

A Few Good Men – a.k.a. the last film Rob Reiner made before he ruined his career with North – is another case of me getting into a film for the meme alone (other cases include On the Waterfront, Patton, and …And Justice for All). Some say that ruins the surprise, but I think it’s a lot of fun seeing the actual context behind those lines. It’s also fun getting to shout, “He said it! He said the thing!” when it occurs. Anyway, A Few Good Men is a classic court drama written by the always-on-point Aaron Sorkin. Fans of his or good writing in general should check it out.

I have mixed feelings about Frances Ha. On one hand, it does have a lot of witty dialogue and Greta Gerwig certainly can carry a film. On the other hand, I think we have this film to (partly) blame for the influx of unambitious mumblecore films that clogged up the latter half of the 2010s, so I kind of resent it for that. The 2010s in general marked the moment indie directors ceased being creators and became passive observers. In retrospect, I could also tell this was partially written by Greta Gerwig because, like in Lady Bird, she has a bad habit of overestimating how sympathetic her characters are. That begin said, I find myself thinking of Frances Ha similarly to how I feel about Juno in that while it did arguably suck the ambition out of a new wave of indie directors, it’s also not the worst of its kind. If you like this kind of film, you’ll probably enjoy Frances Ha, but if you don’t, there is little chance it will change your mind.

And finally, at the end of the month, I saw Whiplash. I have to admit it’s my least favorite of the Damien Chazelle films I’ve seen (that list includes La La Land and First Man), but I also find that it falls under the “overrated, but still ultimately good” clause. As a casual jazz fan, I got a lot out of it, and J.K. Simmons’s performance is quite something (then again, when is it not?).

Games reviewed in January 2022:

Donkey Kong 64 - Beetle Race

Donkey Kong 64

Also known as the one where Red Metal polarizes his Rare fans (to be fair, this game did half the work for me). And I believe this is my tenth review to exceed 10,000 words.

Believe it or not, I find myself in a similar position when talking about Donkey Kong 64 as I did when I discussed The Last of Us Part II. This is because, when examining them purely in terms of the gameplay they have to offer and absolutely nothing else, they’re actually fairly good (though The Last of Us Part II, being released in 2020, naturally has more polish). The problem is that both games ultimately suffer a death by a thousand cuts. That is, they have myriad problems that aren’t so bad individually, but significantly weigh the experience down when in aggregate. In both cases, I feel it’s a result of the respective design styles starting to show their age when they were released. The cinematic game had fallen out of favor among hardcore gaming circles by 2020 thanks to titles such as 999, Undertale, and OneShot – all of which incorporated gameplay into the narrative while The Last of Us Part II stuck to the tired method of either the gameplay and the narrative separate or forcing the players to do things that shouldn’t require their input.

Meanwhile, a lot of people point to Donkey Kong 64 when seeking to blame any one game for having killed the collect-a-thon platformer. While it is a plausible culprit and I personally think it foreshadowed the sheer bloat of AAA productions in the coming decades, I would actually make the case that Ocarina of Time also had something to do with the subgenre’s decline in popularity. It was a game that had very collect-a-thon-like elements to it with the Heart Pieces and Gold Skulltulas, but the difference is that there is a definable reward for seeing those sidequests through beyond making the numbers go up. Sure, the reward for finding all the Gold Skulltula tokens turns out to be not worth your time, but it does exist. Breath of the Wild would go even further with the idea with its open-world design, as collecting Spirit Orbs was reminiscent of collecting Power Stars in Super Mario 64 – just with the added bonus of acting like experience points you could exchange for more health or stamina.

By comparison, there wasn’t nearly enough to justify having so many things to collect in Donkey Kong 64, so its inability to get with the times ensured the subgenre had no future. In other words, the collect-a-thon died for much of the same reason adventure games died – it’s because other genres improved on what it did well (cf. adventure games offering graphically rich experiences but simple gameplay to work around hardware constraints only to lose out when confronted with games that looked just as good and had actual gameplay/collect-a-thons encouraging exploration when other types of games ended up doing so far more organically), and it wasn’t able to keep up in the long term. Donkey Kong 64 was a childhood favorite of mine, but I cannot deny that it has aged poorly.

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Cary’s 2021 Game of the Year (and Bonus Review!) – With 2021 done, Cary of Recollections of Play names her personal favorite game of the year.

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A review of The Aquatope on White Sand – With Shirobako being one of his favorite anime series, AK of Everything Is Bad for You dives into The Aquatope on White Sand – P.A. Works’s follow-up. Avoiding the sophomore slump isn’t easy, so was this one another hit?

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17 thoughts on “January 2022 in Summary: Slow Start

  1. Ah, “Bad News Bears”. The one I was most enamored with was “The Mighty Ducks” and a fantasy soccer anime called “Dragon League” back in my day 😅 On the surface they’re the same flick, same tropes, just different sports but with an overall excellent underlying theme, albeit even if overdone.

    If you prefer an adult version of those films, I’d suggest either “Miracle” or “Coach Carter”, both based on true events.

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    • Oh yeah, I remember seeing Mighty Ducks back in the day. I don’t remember anything about it, but I did watch it. They do get a bit samey, although The Bad News Bears comes across as an ahead-of-its-time deconstruction of that type of film – ironic given that it probably inspired a lot of them.

      I may have to look out for those films.


  2. Out of those films, the one I’ve seen, maybe unsurprisingly, is A Few Good Men (and Bad News Bears a very very long time ago, which I barely remember except that it was good.) Good legal drama, though I remember being it a lot more on the dramatic side, but that’s all right considering the general quality of the film.

    I’ve always had Whiplash in the back of my mind to see as well, and considering how much I liked Back to the Future as a kid I should probably see Romancing the Stone at some point. Out of all those, I’d certainly skip Frances Ha based on your description; Juno certainly wasn’t that bad but I agree that the style these films encouraged is generally irritating and resulted in some lousy work.

    And thanks for the mention! There are at least two more P.A. Works anime I might check out later that get some talk, Hanasaku Iroha and Iroduku: The World in Colors. I don’t go for the “everyday slice-of-life in a modern setting” stuff all that often, but I like how they handle it.

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    • A Few Good Men may not be as realistic as My Cousin Vinny, but it’s a classic as well, isn’t it. I didn’t like Bad News Bears as much as I’d hoped, but it was fine as well.

      And yes, Romancing the Stone and Whiplash are good as well. Frances Ha was the clear weak link in what I saw this month. There is something to be said for being inspirational, but in practice, Juno and Frances Ha were inspirational in the same way Motley Crüe were inspirational for popular music (i.e.: mediocrity that wound up begetting more mediocrity).

      And you’re welcome! I think the key for these slice-of-life works (and what mumblecore films consistently fail to grasp) is that you still need your subjects to be interesting and not just what you see in your day-to-day life, and it sounds like P.A. Works truly understands that.

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    • You’re welcome! And yes, it’s about 11,000 words long, but that’s because there was a lot of subjects that neared mentioning. It wasn’t necessarily the most advanced game I’ve ever reviewed.


    • It does sound plausible, doesn’t it? I just don’t think the timing is a coincidence. Ocarina of Time managed to do everything the collect-a-thon was doing better by giving players that extra incentive to see those sidequests through. It’ll be interesting to see if the subgenre will see a resurgence, though if it does, it can’t go overboard like Donkey Kong 64 did.

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  3. Thanks for the inclusion! Have you seen Romancing the Stone’s sequel, Jewel of the Nile? If not, it’s hardly a must-see, but it’s still kind of enjoyable. A truer “sequel,” from a certain point of view, might be the Douglas-Turner outing, The War of the Roses. Now that’s a delightfully devilish film.

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  4. I enjoyed Romancing the Stone, and A Few Good Men I’d seen ages ago. The War of the Roses is horribly funny, with maybe a tad more horrible at times, but a good watch, for sure. Whiplash is still on my list, but it’s good to have expectations curbed somewhat.

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    • Yeah, it’s a good one alright. So is A Few Good Men. I may check out The War of the Roses at some point. Interestingly, Danny DeVito directed that one. And Whiplash falls in that odd category where it was overrated, but still ultimately falls squarely in the “good” camp. You may get more out of it than me, though, so don’t let my assessment stop you.

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    • I think we’ve all exclaimed that at some point. For that matter, there have been quite a few instances in which I heard the line but learned what film it was from when it actually happened. It always makes for a fun time, though, doesn’t it?


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